Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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