She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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