I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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