put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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