I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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