Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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