i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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