He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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