To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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