guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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