the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
they need to just BURY HIM!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Dear god my vagina.
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