So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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