so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Never underestimate the power of titties
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