Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
handjob tips. give me some.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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