I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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