This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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