3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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