i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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