WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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