I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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