whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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