This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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