lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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