Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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