why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
