Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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