everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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