Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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