I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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