Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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