Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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