alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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