im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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