i just had sex bonerless
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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