Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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