we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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