that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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