I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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