Barsexuality is the new black.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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