I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Randomize
