no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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