Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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