I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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