he wants to bone in the snuggie
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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