Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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