I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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