For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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