you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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