So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I am full of burrito and curiosity
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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She even gives head with a lisp.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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