So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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