You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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