So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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