i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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