How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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