Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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